Saturday, October 23, 2010
Barack In Glendale
Barack: "Susan, let me be clear, no one knows better than me about frustration, my youth spent in foreign and exotic lands, forced to attend private, elite schools in Hawaii and Cambridge. But let me say, I am concerned that your frustrations have colored your judgment, it is my understanding you may vote for some Republican candidates this election."
Susan: "You can count on that, sir."
Barack: "Then make no mistake, I'm certain this is merely your temporal and irrational emotional reaction to perceived negative economic conditions by which you've naively forgotten the many accomplishments of my Administration, most recently my Summer of Recovery."
Susan: "Yes, our family is still recovering. You won't have much luck putting lipstick on THAT pig..."
Barack: "Change isn't easy, and I'm certain you'd agree with me if you can only just take the time to analyze the totality of the national debt vis a vis my many accomplishments in a coherent and educated manner, which I imagine you can do as a once-fellow Occidental College student like myself. "
Susan: "I'm not so sure, Mr. P, and um, I left Oxy after a year to go to state school, so I'm not sure we really relate at that level."
Barack: "Perhaps, but let me be clear, in my travels throughout our country and our 57 states..."
Susan: "Um. 50. That's 50 states, sir."
Susan: "Yes sir, I am getting confused."
Barack: "My point exactly."